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2015 Resolutions as Suggested by Facebook

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As mentioned in the previous article, Zuckerberg has finally settled on what his new year’s resolution will be for 2015 and he’ll be reading a lot of books.

However, to reach his goal his crowd sourced opinions from his huge number of followers to try and weigh up which options he’d like to take.

Zuckerberg has always been keen to take up something for the New Year. You know, because being a billionaire just gets a bit dull after a while.

In previous years he’s set himself the tasks of meeting a new person outside of Facebook every day. To only eat vegetables or meat that he’s killed himself (Someone think of the courgettes) and to learn Mandarin. Well, we can rest assured that he accomplished one of those. Probably the most impressive one too.

Before settling on his reading resolution, he did receive a huge number of ideas from Facebook followers. Let’s take a look at some of the standout options he had.

1. Delete users who send Candy Crush invites.
2. Deadlift 400 pounds.
3. Plant a tree for every new Facebook user that joins in 2015. Name the tree after the user.
4. Buy YouTube ;)
5. Only poo in public toilets.
6. Make a baby.
7. Quit Facebook once and a while and see how serene it is. Reddit has nicer resources and a stronger community.
8. Finish college.
9. Delete messenger.
10. Go through Astronaut training?

You've got to have a few that aren't that serious. How else are we going to poke fun at all his wealth.
Deleting users who send Candy Crush Invites? No need, Mark. I take care of that myself.

Also, to be fair to Zuckerberg, based on how much he’s beefed out in recent years I think he could tackle a 400lb Deadlift (That’s about 180kg) with a few months of prep.

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There were also lots of heartfelt and more serious suggestions, but these ones have been pointed out as the funniest and most tongue in cheek.


Now I just need to think of a New Year’s resolution for myself. I quit smoking before Christmas. I mean, a little bit. The cigarettes over the Christmas period don’t count. My cough does though. 


Tom has just graduated from University of East London in Creative and Professional Writing. He loves writing and is currently interning as a content writer hoping to go further. His other loves include Arnold Schwarzenegger films and his dog. Follow him @TomAtSMF

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2015 Resolutions as Suggested by Facebook Reviewed by Tom Welby on Tuesday, January 06, 2015 Rating: 5
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